The Doggerel of the Pitch

With spring conferences coming up, along with the angst and excitement of that nerve-wracking “agent pitch” session, my fevered mind spurted forth the following doggerel.

Whether pitching hay or pitching woo,
pitching is what you must learn to do.
It´s not the steak, it´s the sizzling
that gets that agent all a´wigglin´.
What? No steak after the pitching?
Then that haggard agent will be a´–
upset

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